Contents
Four
The Ludicrous Gallows Thief
Five
On The Run Again
Six
A Major Decision
Seven
The Evil That Men Do
Eight
Identical Problems
Nine
Flight to Freedom
Ten
Sybal
Eleven
Do Unto Others
Twelve
Sybal’s Quandary
Thirteen
Teaching the Teachers a Lesson
Fourteen
Faerie Folk
Fifteen
Takes Two to Tangle
Sixteen
Animal Magnetism
Seventeen
Courting Disaster
Eighteen
North Hill
Nineteen
Emotional Entanglements
Twenty
Between a Rock and a Deep Place
Twenty One
The Crypt
Twenty Two
(Unnamed)
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CHAPTER ONE
Bad Luck
Spirit? Yeah, I got spirit. Got to have that and spunk if you’re going to survive in the streets of Haven’s Rest. Money and fast feet tend to increase the chances, but since I have neither, I have to survive by using my wits. My name is Hezekiah, but I don’t answer to it, and neither do I go by Plowsman, which was my surname until I found out it wasn’t rightfully mine at all. To simplify matters, just call me Zeke, because this is what I’ve been called since the day I was born.
Haven’s Rest isn’t all that bad, unless you’re fortunate enough to live in the Inner City. That’s the wealthy side. A side where self important society nobles strut around like stuffed peacocks, and look down their noses at people like me. Most folks don’t agree with my opinion of Haven’s Rest, but of course, they’ve grown up in this city, and they’ve become almost oblivious to what I find most intriguing. I’m just a simple farm boy from a simple family, and if it didn’t affect the farm or our belly, then it wasn’t important. That simple way of life tends to make those who live it, fall out of touch with the world in general.
Imagine the moment I first saw this city in the distance. I was in awe and completely dumbstruck. I must have gaped at the massive city walls and towers for nearly an hour before finding the courage to even enter the city gates. Now put yourself in my shoes when I enter the city. I’m assailed by things I’ve never seen before in my whole lifetime, and everything that these city folks are just taking for granted, stops me dead in my tracks. I’m lucky to have survived just walking down the street.
Ignorance is not bliss, though before coming to Haven’s Rest, I would have assumed we were at least keeping up with the times. Apparently, I was very wrong. Laughter would have erupted from my belly had anyone tried to describe to me any one of a number of things that’s available in this city, and I would most assuredly have called them a liar if they had persisted. Come to think of it, my father had tried to, but since he’s a minstrel, I had laughed at his stories, and regarded them as fanciful tales. Respect for him kept me from calling him a liar, but still, I wonder now what he must have thought of my mirth, and of my stupidity. I may have been born within this kingdom, but Haven’s Rest made me feel like a foreigner visiting a new land.
There hasn’t been time to do much sightseeing, but I have seen a lot of things one doesn’t see on the farm. Why just last week, during the Festival of the Trees parade, I got to see the king ride his magnificent steed through the city streets. It was glorious. Imagine my reaction when I saw an elephant, or a camel, or a Halfling for the first time. It was quite different than the vexed anguish I felt upon seeing shackled lines of weary slaves being taken to the auction blocks. I’ve also come to accept magic, and people who claim they are mixed with the blood of unusual creatures. It grieves me to know my father had been sincere when he told me his stories held truth, but simple minds are hard to convince. But one cannot deny what I’ve seen with my own two eyes, nor will I ever doubt my father’s words again. If I could only recall a small portion of what he tried to tell me, I probably wouldn’t have been so dazed and ill prepared when I first arrived here in the city.
Daily life in the city streets, markets, and shops can be very alluring, and because of this, I’ve spent too much of my precious money sampling an unending variety of food and spirits. I can’t help it, for every time I turn a corner, there’s something new to discover. For instance, if I want to know what the future has in store for me, I can visit an exotic woman oracle over on Ash Street, and if I’m feeling ill, the surgeon on Yew Street can bleed my sickness away with leeches. The squeamish usually go visit the monks, or an apothecary to cure their maladies, and some still seek out the druids in the ancient oak grove at Thunor. To me, life in the city is like a year round festival. On any given day in the streets, one is likely to encounter jugglers, glassblowers, artisans, illuminators, tumblers, flame blowers or men walking around on tall wooden poles.
Sometimes the streets are blocked off for events like foot races, cock fights, parades, or contests. At one such contest, I won two coppers for eating more fava beans than any other participant. Though I truly appreciated the money, I was just happy to get the free meal, and have my belly full for a change. I’m beginning to believe that if you can’t find it here in Haven’s Rest, then you’re not looking hard enough, unless you’re trying to find work, and that can be difficult for a boy who has as many problems as I do.
Today, I’ve wandered the streets trying to find a job, and several times I’ve had to avoid being seen by some thugs who were hired to find me. I’m soaked to the skin, dogged tired and only have three coppers to show for my efforts. This morning, I helped unload a wagonload of heavy crates for one of the coppers, and then I retrieved two coppers from the mud after a gang of boys plucked an unfortunate woman’s purse from her hand. I saw the coins fly out, and waited until the lady was gone. Then, I casually retrieved them when nobody was looking. I feel a little bad about doing this, but the survival instinct becomes pretty strong when you’re in my situation. Crime does pay it seems, and though I’ve not fully stooped to this means of survival, this option isn’t altogether out of the question.
I miserably slink down Holly Street in the pouring rain, and the vendors all look at me expectantly. Some try shouting in an attempt to draw me in, but the more experienced merchants don’t even bother. The zealous ones just want to make one last sale before giving up for the day, but my indifference lets them know that their sales pitch is in vain. The Banished Bard’s soggy banner comes into view, but I do not go straight away towards it. The colorful banner depicts a Bard, cringing at the feet of a finger pointing king who appears to be extremely wroth at the man. There are letters that state the taverns name, but I’m unable to read them because I’m unable to read. I stop beneath the blacksmiths overhang, and take a few moments to study the street. I’ve had one close encounter today, and I’m not about to walk into a trap.
Thomas stops to wipe the sweat off his brow, and he gives me a friendly wave. Thomas is a runt of a man, very bald, and extremely thin. You’d outright laugh at him if he told you he was a smithy, but if you’re in need of a good door hinge or a cheap cook pot, Thomas is your man. I wave back, but my greeting is drowned out by a flash of lightening that strikes too close for comfort. The following rumble of thunder rolls off into the distance as my eyes rove the street. There doesn’t seem to be anyone lingering about the Bard, so with a farewell wave to Thomas, I slowly cut across the street and try not to swill mud all over my trousers. Caution, another survival instinct, causes me to pause at the front window to look over the crowd, and only when I’m satisfied that it’s safe to go in, do I head for the door.
The swinging doors swish wildly back and forth when I step inside. This is where I call home. Well, at least until tomorrow. The typical evening crowd packs the place, and the stench of unwashed bodies is overpowering. Being new to life in the big city, I’ve learned to watch my step, and keep my mouth shut. It only takes one misunderstood comment, look, or misstep to entice someone into jumping on you, so it’s best for someone my age to be seen and not heard. The Bard has a rambunctious crowd this time of day, and more people have been stabbed to death by accident, than they have on purpose. Unlike the Inner City, the waterfront is a place where the uncivilized converge. Sailors, puttocks, dockworkers, cutthroats, vagabonds, swindlers, gamblers, and people like me, all tend to congregate in the slums. Most of the people who dwell here are just one shanghai away from becoming a slave, or one step ahead of becoming a beggar in the streets.
Water pools on the planked floor as I let my eyes adjust to the dimly lit interior. The sanded floor is beyond absorbing any more mud, blood, and vomit, but it’s not the owners fault. The endless rain has prevented the Sand boys from delivering. When my eyes adjust, I barely get out of the way of a staggering drunk giant who looks very green about the gills. I clutch my purse as he goes by, and then ask myself why. A hustler would really have to be desperate to try and lift my pitiful pouch. Its hell being broke. I’m not completely broke, but I’m broke enough to have to make a choice. Do I pay for tomorrow’s room, or do I get something to eat and plow the froth off a couple ales tonight. My belly growls and I suddenly acquire a powerful thirst. Guess I’ll be visiting ole man Gabriel down by the docks tomorrow night.
An empty table catches my eye. It’s by an open window in the far front corner of the room, and since I like to keep my back to the wall, I head that way. This is usually a pretty good idea since the thugs trying to find me, would like nothing more than to catch me napping. I’m also resigned to the fact that the villagers who chased me half across the kingdom, might just decide to look for me here in Haven’s Rest, so it’s a good idea for me to keep my guard up. It’s really all my fault though, because if I could have controlled my temper, I wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place. It’s very disheartening, but that’s what you get when you accidentally kill your father, and then get duped by a Duke, who just happens to be the king’s son.
I make my way to the table by side-stepping those who stumble into my path, and before the next player lets one fly, I dash past the dagger board. Drunken laughter erupts as I pass by a crowded table of weathered mercenaries. “Will ya looky there, thought one had to have his pubes to be in here. Hey boy, I think your mammy’s callin’,” one heckles. I ignore the insulting remark, and hurry past the table. Sabrina spots me and I nod. She gives me a wink as I pull out a chair in the corner and sit down. It’s hard not to stare at her as she hustles to the counter to get me a tankard of ale, so I shift my attention to my coin pouch. I begin to frown after I untie it from my belt, because it’s in the same condition as my clothing, well worn and wet.
Sabrina sashays back across the room towards me, and dodges a pair of groping hands. Stopping a moment, she lifts the back of her dress up, and lets the man get a glimpse of what he missed getting his hands on. Misfortune is a curse that plagues me, for from where I sit, I didn’t get to see a thing. Her bravado causes a deafening mixture of hoots, whistles, and crude comments, and I can feel my ears turning crimson. I’m not sure why I find her so fascinating, nor am I sure why I get tongue tied when she fastens those pretty green eyes on me. She’s just real easy to look at, and since I’m starting to go through those changes a young man goes through when he sees an attractive woman, it’s a good thing I’m sitting down.
A ferret faced minstrel begins to hammer on a poorly tuned dowcemere. I guess the ditty is suppose to be Roll Around in the Hay, a lively ale drinking melody, but the way this wretch is playing, it sounds more like a funeral march. It was damnable. I don’t think the crowd even cares, but since my greatest ambition is to be a minstrel one day, the cad’s ruination of the song causes my frown to deepen. Sabrina arrives, and leans across the whole breadth of the table before setting the frothy tankard of ale down in front of me. The top of her dress yawns open alarmingly, and I get a good look at her bosom. Not trusting my ability to speak, I give her a shy smile, and try not to stare at them while I’m dumping out the last of my coppers from the pouch. I press a couple into the palm of her hand, and she teases me by taking her time straightening up. I can feel the heat in my face when she turns away with that crooked little smile that says she knows I was looking. Being that I’m very impressionable and susceptible to her charms, my desire for her is escalating into a crushing and loving affection that is almost uncontainable. It’s nearly as hard to hide these feelings, as it has been to hide from my enemies here within the city.
Unwittingly, I have made a powerful enemy here in the city, but the start of my difficulties occurred long before laying eyes on Haven’s Rest. My troubles began when I killed my drunken father a few months back. I didn’t mean to kill him, it just happened. He wasn’t my real father anyhow, but he didn’t know that. He‘d been tricked into marrying my mother. I was not yet growing within her enough to outwardly show, so the mentioning of this minor detail was naturally left out. Being lowborn didn’t excuse the social disgrace an entire family would suffer had her situation become known, so she was forced into marrying this man after my real father got the wanderlust fever, and disappeared.
I killed him because he got drunk, and began beating on me for no reason at all, and when my best friend Turncoat tried to defend me, he struck him savagely with his cudgel. Turncoat was my dog, and he was a very faithful companion, though his name would imply otherwise. As you can imagine, I got very angry. Blind with rage, I began beating him with my fists. I honestly can’t remember how long I continued to hit him after he fell upon the ground, but when I finally stopped, he was definitely dead, and the bloody cudgel had somehow found its way into my hands. Turncoat was in a very bad way, and though I didn’t want to leave his side, my mother talked sense into me. My brother had run to the village to summon help when it all started, and my mother was smart enough to know what would happen when that help arrived. Entreaty your fathers help, she had pleaded, so I listened to her advice, and fled.
Within days of my fifteenth birthday, I was on the run, and trying to make my way to a city that was halfway across the kingdom. The journey had been long, cold and arduous, and it had taken several months for me to get here. Those who pursued me had not given up easily. They had come close to capturing me several times along the way, but I’m pretty sure I either threw them off my trail, or they had simply given up the chase, because it was nearly time for the spring planting. Traveling across the land had not been as fun as I’d imagined it would be, and much of the journey had been extremely dangerous. People are not very friendly to folks traveling the roads these days, and at some places, I never even got a chance to speak before the decision was made to keep me moving along.
A fight breaks out, but Dirk is quick to break it up. Dirk’s a huge breed bouncer who has more scars than teeth, and being that he’s part hill giant, ogre, dwarf and who all knows what else, he’s a brutishly ugly creature. I’m willing to bet his family tree has more branches than the Camel River, and that his family gatherings are one nightmarish affair. Despite his unpleasant appearance, Dirk’s one you’d want watching your back if all hell broke out, and with this in mind, I’ve made every possible effort to keep on his good side. When they refuse to break it up, and judging by the way Dirk cracks their heads together, I bet they suffer a mighty bad hangover come morn.
The onlookers return to their merriment, and Dirk drags both men to the door. Without much effort, he tosses them into the street, wipes his hands off, and returns to the bar. Returning to my reflections and having yet to touch my ale, I recall my first few days in the city. When I arrived, I had looked like something the cat had drug in, and though I tried to clean up a bit, I still resembled a back hills dirt farmer. My down-to-earth garb and congenial good manners got me arrested by the gate guards when I tried to enter the Inner City to find my father. All right, I admit I did get a little ugly when they wouldn’t give me the time of day, or even look at the documents I was carrying. When I got angry their attitudes changed drastically and I got plenty of attention. Unfortunately, it was mostly bad.
My luck was still heading south, though I thought for a moment it was improving, because the Captain of the guard actually took the time to look at the documents my father had given me. The documents were supposed to help me make a smooth transition from farm boy to respected nobility, but that didn’t happen. Instead, I spent several days in jail before being released into the care of the king’s son, who coincidentally is the Duke and overlord of the area I’m from. Fortunately, the papers had my name as Hezekiah of Dumnonia, which is my father’s surname, and had the Duke heard that one of his peasants had been murdered, I doubt he could have put two and two together.
The Duke was friendly enough, and at the time, I had actually wondered why folks hated him so much. Granted, most folks think of him as an overzealous young aristocrat, who would probably ascend to the throne by way of deception, but I failed to see how his ambitions would affect me personally, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt. His attitude towards me changed dramatically as soon as we were in private, and at that point, everything went awry. Just when things couldn’t have gotten any worse, my luck really flew the coup.
The Duke didn’t take me to my father. Instead, one of his knights took the liberty to hit me over the head. I woke surrounded by six knights, and bound to a horse that was heading away from the city. My father had never told me that the Duke hated his guts, so my stupidity had afforded the Duke an opportunity to get back at my father. To make a long story short, I escaped, and I’ve been dodging the Dukes hirelings ever since. Unfortunately, I was able to escape with everything but those papers, and without those papers, I have no way to prove who I am until my father returns.
Foam tickles my nose when I get the courage to take a swig of the obnoxious brew this establishment offers as ale. I don’t particularly like their brew, but it’s better than drinking the water. Somebody walks past the window, and my attention is drawn that way. Lightening lights up the rain drenched street, and I get a good look at the man. Its Wiggot the Sorcerer trying to get back to his shop before it becomes completely dark. Nobody wants to be in the streets past sunset, unless they want to find themselves shackled to a rowing oar, or tossed in an alley with their throat slit. I use the wet sleeve of my tunic to wipe the foam from my mouth and hide my vexation as the bitter brew burns holes in my stomach.
I’ve been hiding in the docks district now for a few weeks. I must admit that it’s been a learning experience People in the city don’t treat strangers much differently than the people I encountered along the journey here, and sometimes they treat you worse. Other than just trying to survive, I’ve been trying to learn of my father’s whereabouts so I could send him a message. I’ve had very little success up until a few days ago, and that’s when being in the right place at the right time can pay off. Staying longer than usual in the main room of the Bard, I overheard him mention my father’s name during a political conversation he was having with another man. As soon as the conversation ended, I was quick to make his acquaintance and I bought him a few drinks to loosen his tongue.
My ignorance regarding city politics didn’t last long, and I knew more than I ever wanted to know before he left. But during the time we talked, I had asked subtle questions regarding Seth, which is my father’s name, and I was able to learn a few things about my father that I hadn’t known at all. The man had asserted that my father was a tad bit more than a lowly court minstrel. In fact, he admitted that my father was one of the king’s most trusted advisors, and an important foreign relations diplomat. Once I knew this, it was easy to learn that my father wasn’t even in the city, and that it would be a long time before he’d return to Haven’s Rest. As fate would have it, he was in the north negotiating peace with the elves.
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